cross my heart and hope to die

A saying that means "promise"

"I did not cheat on you! cross my heart and hope to die" she said to her doubtful boyfriend.

by pirate deathbat January 21, 2010

do you want to die

the sassier/classier form of the popular phrase "fuck off"

can be used anytime someone around you needs to be taken down a peg due to aggressive or hostile behavior or inappropriate/unwarranted sass

you can exponentially increase the sassiness of this phrase by using it against someone in their own home

Friend A: "Man it must suck to be as ugly as you."

Friend B: "Hey Carl. Do you want to die."

by MarinIsExtra March 30, 2017

so bored i want to die

the way i feel right now. caused by lack of sleep lack of friends lack of proper nutrition and lack of fucks given. the only way to end it is to listen to the inconsiderate voices that i hear and try to block out on a min. to min. basis but that would end in catastrophe

me:"im so bored i want to die"

voices:"ok then die"

by youbetchyah July 18, 2018

1000 Ways To Die

A television show on Spike TV that is clearly written by men, for men. The vast majority of all deaths portrayed seem farfetched and elaborate. Regardless, it can be quite entertaining.

"Hey, Johnny, did you see 1000 Ways To Die last night?"

"Yeah man, those furries totally gave me a boner."

"Let's go snort some fire ants!"

by LL Cool Jen December 30, 2009

I want to die

I want to die is a statement said mostly by internet memers saying they are exhausted or tired because of somebody or something's act, it doesn't mean suicide, its just saying they are tired of it.

Felix : I want to die

Grand : LOL

by Ebadlol June 30, 2020

Dumb Ways to Die

Originally started as an australian music video that shows cartoon characters dying in a humorous and ridiculous way and was used as a message to be safe around trains. Later on a game app was released where the player has to save the characters from losing their lives in a collection of mini games based on the video, games include swatting wasps and properly putting mustard on a hot dog.

P1: Did you play Dumb Ways to Die?

P2: Yes I have and its hilarious

P1: I will totally stay safe around trains now that I have seen the music video and played the game.

by Cerebrate 1138 October 31, 2014

we're all going to die

The disturbing but constant truth that life carries with it. Can be yelled at anyone and although its true, many people assume that the yeller is referring to a more pressing threat than time.

Ahh! We're all gonna die!

by kwashia January 11, 2005