Poop Threading

The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.

I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.

by Boboblaw December 19, 2010

threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

threading the corn

Euphemism for jacking off. First used in a Rachel ray cooking video.

Dude i was watching sara palin debate last night and i just started threading the corn.

by KarateJesus January 18, 2009

Treading on tight water

Advancing on a guy whom you have strong feelings for who may or may not have a current girlfriend.

I’ m totall treading on tight waters with him.

by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019

Multi-threading

Having multiple conversations with the same people in different social media

In messenger:
Yo where the beezys at?

In snapchat:
The weather's so nice outside

On twitter:
Have you seen the latest sporting news?

Dude you're multi-threading again!

by skittlemanafricanus June 16, 2016

eyebrow threading

A type of facial treatment that is the result of a person frantically wiping their face to protect their eyes after someone haphazardly ejaculates onto their face. The medial edge of the hand is used to wipe away the ejaculate that hangs from the brow ridge in an upward motion, which results in the thixotropic substance being stretched into thin threads that remain on the eyebrows.

I was surprised how pretty the bukkake star was after I saw her without the eyebrow threading.

by articulatetheobscene November 2, 2014

threading the needle

When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.

mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018