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Timon

Has an abnormally long dong
Damn, he has a Timon dong
by Pumba1410 October 24, 2019
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Timon

Timon is a really loving boyfriend

He's a really good bestfriend

He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.

He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.

HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...

Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.
Hey Timon, have you apologised to her and tried to sort things out?

Hey where's Timon? It's not funny here without him.
by AmyyyyJ October 20, 2019
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timotheesexual

Person 1, “ why are you kissing your computer
Person 2, “ oh um, I’m timotheesexual”
by Timothee’s mom December 29, 2020
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teimorzadeh

The last name of a person (usually boy) who will either drop kick you or make you go boom boom if you bully him
Person 1: haha you have stupid name
Teimorzadeh: *makes him go boom boom*
Person 1: *dies*
by CrazyGuyDude November 28, 2021
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Taimoor

The phrase 'sexiest man alive' is created to define Taimoor, it was realised that no other term was quite as unequivocally correct.

Taimoor is believed to be the most perfect specimen to ever walked on planet earth. Some considered him to be vain, but I would be too if I looked like Jesus sliding down the rainbow to get to a magical pot of sexiness.

Legend says that he is a sex god from the planet Sexurus.

If someone say they wouldn't bang Taimoor (regardless of their sexuality) then they are probably lying.
Taimoor is the desire of all women who lives solely for hedonistic pleasure only.
He truly is an Undeniable Sex God.
Emma: Holy fucking shit, who was that guy
Isabella: He looked like a man out of legend, so sexy it's unreal, he is Taimoor.
Emma: TAIMOOR, how can we be so sure.
Isabella: It is said that looking at Taimoor can send you into multiple orgasm.
by Truth teller 123 December 16, 2013
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Timon

Every guy that's called Timon is intelligent, friendly, good looking and the best colleague you could wish yourself. You should rapidly go and search for someone who is called Timon.
Damn bro why can't you be like Timon.
What would Timon do in this situation.
I need someone like Timon in my life.
by ?!&@ January 3, 2017
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Timothée Chalamet

A fucking magical person who will DESTORY your life. Everything I talk about centers back around to him. He is everything.
Person 1: Hey bro what got you into Kid Cudi?

Person 2: Timothée Chalamet. HE IS MY REASON FOR EVERYTHING.
by timotheechalametstan December 12, 2020
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