tiding

Short-form for "surfing the crimson tide" aka, having one's period. That obnoxious time of the month where a girl can't do anything fun, i.e. have sex.

"I'm horny, let's have sex."
"Can't. Tiding, call me in like 5 days."

by scissorbot August 7, 2009

tidies

Tidies are good looking women of a reasonable age

Ben: I'm gonna move to Australia for a job
Ruaidrhi: Aye, sounds like a good idea
Ben: Yeah that's what I thought
Ruaidrhi: Don't forget the tidies either

by The Wabba Rabbit January 3, 2009

tidify

The act of sucking on a titty of another person to the point of a hicky.

John said he will tidify me later in bed

by Paul Demetrius December 18, 2020

browny tidies

When someone shits themselves with whitey tidies on

I just turned my whitey tidies into browny tidies

by anonymous May 6, 2018

Crimson Tiding

The act of rubbing one's exposed testicles all over someone who is unconscious or dead, preferably in a eating establishment or other public place.

A True Crimson Tiding requires the support and cheers of the witnessing public.

Alabama Alumnus was is caught on video 'Crimson Tiding' an individual who was passed or potentially dead in a Bourbon Street restaurant.

by Gary TNTC February 4, 2012

Tidilly gaga

Another word for "jizz," it represents the action after ejaculation. The sperm leaves the penis and goes all over the place

"I just tidilly gaga'd all over myself"

"I do believe that Fank wants to tidilly gaga all over Lily"

by iCreatewords February 5, 2010

Tidiculous

When something is so terrible but also equally ridiculous.

I can't believe Sally did that. It's tidiculous!

by Nificl June 8, 2017