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Colorado Thunderstorm

When having sex with a female and at the time of ejaculation she queefs which then ripples your balls.
Did you just pull the colorado thunderstorm on me.
by Cardog November 12, 2007
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thunderkiss

Verb - Thunderkiss
To give unforgetably amazing or brutal oral sex, sometimes referring to deep throating. Thunderkissing is usually given by a prostitute or some other promiscuous female, so using it as a command or suggection would also subtly imply said female was a whore.

Noun- Thunderkiss(er)
1. The act of thunkderkissing.

2 A synonym for cocksucker, also used in the place of slut.
Guy 1: "I used to have something for Sheryl, but I heard she's thunderkissed every other guy in this school."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I have to admit, it was some good thunderkiss."

Guy 1: "Great, now there's no way I'm going out with that thunderkisser."
by Michael D. S. October 15, 2007
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thunderheist

The act of stealing ones thunder conveniently turned into a one word verb.
You just got thunderheisted, bitches.
by thunderheist October 26, 2006
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thunderstroking

When you jack off so hard you dislocate your shoulder
"What did you do to your shoulder?"
"I messed it while thunderstroking."
by Nate da skate November 30, 2009
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Thunderkitten

Referring or describing to a really hot/sexy young girl/teenager/tween (high school cheerleader, hs volleyballah, Selena Gomez) but due to extracurricular activities; one who just woke up; no makeup on, that looks like shit.
-"Damnn did you see Selena Gomez w/o makeup on Variety? She looked like a thunderkitten!"
-"Dude, your lil sister looks like a thunderkitten."
-"No matter how much makeup she can put on herself, Miley Cyrus will ALWAYS look; be a thunderkitten."
by DaveyRage December 16, 2010
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dry thunderstorm

A dry thunderstorm is a thunderstorm which produces only lightning and thunder. A dry thunderstorm produces no rain or other precipitation.
A lot of wildfires are started by dry thunderstorms.
by Mason Eckhart February 8, 2010
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Golden Thunderstorm

The act of 5 or more guys urinating on a person from an elevated area while stomping their feet.
I Found it weird that the rainstorm last night was quite warm. But then I looked up, and surprise to me, it was a classic golden thunderstorm.
by Lowtie December 15, 2019
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