Throne Phone

The phone that is hung up in some hotels right next to the toilet.

"Dude, I tried calling your suite earlier but you didn't answer!"

"I couldn't answer because I was on the throne."

"Why didn't you use the throne phone then?"

by ratchet steve blowjobs December 26, 2014

Crowning the Throne

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

by Ryan April 28, 2007

throe

A great pain.

The throes of rejection.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

Bone Throne

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Bone Throne.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

Thronesing

Spending a Sunday night having a couple drinks with your friends while you all hate watch your favourite tv show.

“We thronesing this week?”
“Hells yeah it’s the last episode so we are morally obligated to in some way I guess.”

by Junot May 10, 2019

theoderhunter

A beautiful person on tiktok hunting down the 7-year-olds who online date and has a raid on October 11th to hunt down all the orders in roblox

October 11th
theoderhunter: its time to take down the oders

Oder 1: nooooo!
Oder 2: ODERLIVESMATTER
Aoderhunter: KILL ALL ODERS!!!

by ZiadTheDReAMMMMM October 11, 2020