Joe Shit The Rag Man

An average crack addicted asshole who walks the streets just waiting to be beaten by a baton. He sells drugs to kids and pisses on street signs.

Officer Smith was called to a domestic dispute... apparently Joe Shit the Rag Man was beating on his wife and toddler daughter for not providing him with enough crack.

by Tooba November 28, 2007

on the rag

Having a pad in one's underwear, as a result of menstruation.

Girl 1: Why ain't you having sex with your boyfriend? You seem so tense.

Girl 2: I didn't want no sex, since I'm on the rag.

Girl 1: I thought you might be. I see some blood on your white skirt.

Girl 2: OMFG

by FemalePower August 15, 2011

Joe Shit The Rag Man

A slang term used in the US Marine Corps to generally describe anyone of Arabic descent. Most often used by irate staff NCOs when lecturing about rules of engagement in a hostile environment.

(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)

Prick E-7: "I don't care what the R.O.E.s say! When Joe Shit The Rag Man comes at you with an AK and 6 tons of C4, you waste his hadji ass! And I'll take the fall. I'm here for you, Marines!"

Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"

by Renegade888 July 3, 2008

eats the rag

either an insult, or just a funny thing to say to or about someone else.

"that fuckin' loser eats the rag!"

by butterballs May 25, 2006

Puerto Rican hooker on the rag

Shot of Clamato/tomato juice, shot of tequila, followed with shot of pickle juice as chaser.

Yeah, Puerto Rican hookers are great, but have you ever had a Puerto Rican hooker on the rag?

by Patayter tots January 20, 2021

On the rag

When a female reaches puberty, they begin the menstration cycle. This results in blood dripping from their vagina, usually, without warning, in class, at school .

Wade: Jim! What’s wrong with Tracy? She just ran out of gym class holding her pussy.
Jim: aaw, she's just on the rag today.

by Leave-em-quivering June 8, 2018

Stripper on the rag

In kitchen slang, this is what an expediter or chef calls out when a customer orders a strip steak cooked rare.

Waiter: Table number 3 just ordered a strip steaks cooked rare.
Chef: Calling out table 3, 1 stripper on the rag.

by ChefJason August 18, 2010