ducks on the pond

n. dux on the pond

Used in online gaming, describes anything (in FPS or RTS) that just sits there and doesnt attempt to flee, fight, etc, before being owned. Usually controlled by a noob.

1) omg, I cant wait to play Overcaster, i get mad kills in those games, his ducks on the pond get owned.

2) quack, quack , QUACK! omg, I'm totally pooning these ducks on the pond over here.

3) that wasnt a fair game, our noob was ducks on the pond.

by RickJames42011 June 4, 2006

Getting your nuts out of the pond

Getting your nuts out of the pond refers to the act of losing your virginity or having sexual intercorse. This phrase is typically used by sexually active men in an attempt to frustrate and mess with younger men.

Gino: Now that you transferred out of that all-boys school, you need to talk to chicks and start getting your nuts out of the pond.

Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.

by ScepticalSapien August 25, 2021

across the pond

When you pee into a girls umbilicus (belly button) then proceed to ejaculate over the "pond" onto her chest

dude, you're not gonna believe that i went "across the pond" on janet.

by xLGx October 9, 2008

hop the pond

When you transfer your penis from the vagina to the anus.

Man I was beating this girls pussy up real nice, then I decided to hop the pond and it was even better!

by C-Monsta December 2, 2007

Across the pond

When you have a sex puddle in your bed so you can't get close you gotta reach across the pod to touch her.

We were laying there, post coitus, and I had to reach across the pond to give rubs.

by Gnooferbobin May 12, 2019

poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.

by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019

On the Pond

Used to describe someone who is a faffer, a time waster, a procrastinator.

Derived from the term "Ducking around" derived from "Fucking about".

Someone who aimlessly wonderers around in circles, with no particular direction.

Perry: Where is Colin, he's late!
Will: He's still at home On the Pond.

by BigWill88 August 12, 2022