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what the deuce

"What the deuce is going on here?" - Stewie Griffen
by JDZITS December 29, 2007
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What the deuce?

Similar to "What the hell?" or "What's going on?"
"Dude, I haven't heard from you in three weeks. What the deuce?"
by Kaylie Klopf April 28, 2005
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played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks
Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.
by TooSick4U October 9, 2008
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flash the deuce

To hold up two fingers with the intent of signifying that you have to drop a deuce, i.e. take a crap.
Johnson: "Now Frank, you have to cut the green wire first. Go ahead and do that now."
Frank: "Ok, cutting the green wire. Here goes nothing...got it! What's next?"
Johnson: "You're doing great, Frankie. How much time do we have left?"
Frank: "One minute, forty-seven seconds til she blows."
Johnson: "Now cut the blue wire. Once you do that, there's only one more step until the bomb is disarmed."
Frank: "I can barely see down here...ok, blue wire, blue wire...I think this is it. Cutting now...ok, we're clear. What now, Johnson?"
Johnson (in the background): "Oh shit! Agnes, get the phone for me."
Frank: "Johnson!!! Are you there?"
Johnson's secretary: "Sorry hon, I just saw him flash the deuce. My guess is he'll be on the crapper for the next 10 minutes or so. Today was the office chili con carne festival. You'd better call back later."
Frank: "But we have to dismantle this bomb!!!"
Johnson's secretary: "Um yeah...I wouldn't know anything about that. I suggest you try calling back around...oh...maybe 3:30 this afternoon. Buh-bye now."
by Nicholas D June 17, 2008
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The Deuce

1. 42nd St, Forty Deuce (42), or just the deuce meaning two.
2. The Devil.
3. An oustanding example, especially of something difficult or bad.
At the peak of the most infamous period in its history during the 1970s 42nd St (as well as the number two train which ran directly beneath Times Square) was referred to as 'The Deuce' or The Beast by police and criminals alike, notorious for its crime.
by Stephen Britt September 8, 2008
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what the deuce

A generalized inquiry as to the nature or overall well-being of someone or something.
What the deuce are my keys doing in the toilet, again?
by james007ssagent June 23, 2010
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hide the deuce

While at the residence of a rude individual or bad host, producing a deuce and then wrapping it in a paper towel or sock and hiding it in such a way that will allow it to stink and remain uncovered for an extended period of time.
Man, Bob totally fucked me over on that beer run last night at the party so I played hide the deuce in his livingroom.
by Joseph B. May 15, 2005
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