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driving the porcelain bus

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.
Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."
by Ozymoron October 2, 2009
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refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .
Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony
by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019
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The Pose

In the online foot fetish community, The Pose refers to a girl (or guy, if such is one's desire) lying on her stomach, facing the camera/viewer, with her feet up in back of her. The soles of the feet are showing, which is of interest to fetishists who enjoy the bottom of the feet. In The Pose, the feet may be crossed or uncrossed, stacked, side-by-side, one up/one down, soles skyward, soles scrunched, toes spread, etc. The Pose is one of the most requested positions in foot fetish history, and can be found in droves on such fora as Yuku's TheMousepad, Wu's Feetlinks, and others.
"I've always loved Cristina Aguilera's cute feet, but I've been waiting to see them in The Pose for years!"
by Halesite May 6, 2010
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The power of boners

The act of putting your desire to have sexual interaction with someone over top of survival instinct. This can manifest in both genders as undertaking extremely dangerous, stupid or embarrassing acts.

Regularly seen in cinema where characters either do something illogical in order to impress another character or two characters ignore the dangers around them to have a romantic moment.
Person 1: "Dude, why did he run back into the collapsing building he just escaped from?
Person 2: "Hot chick is still inside. The Power of boners"
by LemonySnickets December 19, 2018
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The Poopshitters

The Poopshitters are a band of missionaries, on a mission of ridding the world of misfortune and chaos. They are the world's salvation and are divine beings sent from another realm. They are also the epitome of kindness, helping those in need and saving lives, as well as being proficient music artists. The poopshitters are only rivaled by the cumnutters, a group which seeks chaos and destruction. They are by definition perfection
Andrew: Yo, I heard you were a part of The Poopshitters?
Poopshitter: *shits in a sink*
Andrew: *ascends to divinity*
by Large Fumes February 19, 2021
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shit or get off the pot

"make a decision." This phrase is most commonly used towards a person or group whom the speaker feels are behaving indecisively. Often occurs in tense situations where the speaker believes a quick decision is necessary or urgent. Sometimes delivered as "life advice."
"Shit or get off the pot. Don't just sit there waiting for a better option, or hoping someone will fix it for you."
by Deome June 24, 2015
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The Powerpuff Girls

1) A series of sexual acts involving shit, Diet Coke and Mentos, cum, saliva, vomit, or a combination of each. If done in the right order, these sex acts (mainly Blossom) can severely damage a girl's vagina. For obvious reasons, they must be done in this order: Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

2) Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. Created by Professor Utonium after he accidentally added Chemical X to his mixture of "sugar, spice, and everything nice" while trying to make the "perfect little girl." See their names for more info regarding the sex acts mentioned above.

3) An animated children's television franchise centered around the girls mentioned above.
1) Guy 1: I did the Powerpuff Girls with my sister last night
Guy 2: how was it?
Guy 1: FUCKIN' INCREDIBLE!

2) And so, once again, the day is saved thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

3) Remember when The Powerpuff Girls was good? Pepperidge Farm remembers!
by Yopmail User July 9, 2022
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