The Butter Zone

A metaphorical state of being that one enters into when he/she is in a position where they cannot possibly fail at what would normally be considered an incredible task.

Friend: Dude, Mendenhall is on the 50 running for a touchdown and the closest guy is 30 yards behind.

Me: No doubt man...he's in the butter zone.

by Solis Niteshade October 11, 2010

balls in the butter

To be in, or arrive at, a most delectable situation. Also used as an exclamation in the event of a pleasing outcome.

The phrase seems to originate from the Midlands, although it is unknown whether the analogy is to cooking meatballs, or basting one's nether-regions in anticipation of a sexual act.

"Darwin's really got his balls in the butter, he's got himself invited to a threesome."

by darwinator January 25, 2010

Spread the Butter

Using your still hard cock to spread your jiz all over a girls ass after pulling out and shooting a load on said ass.

My favorite thing about doggy style is pulling my cock out and shooting my load on a girls ass so I can spread the butter.

by Balls Gray September 15, 2010

to the butter

used as a phrase of emphasis on an action word (similar to "to the max" or "to the extreme")

origin: Acapulco, Mexico (at a resort's dinner buffet, the employees did not have a grasp of the English language and on the index card for a tray of French Fries, they wrote "Potatoes to the Butter"). Began as an inside joke, later caught on as phrase of emphasis.

"Tonight, I'm gonna get crunk to the butter"

"I'm gonna bang that chick to the butter."

by BPAL July 11, 2005

Slice The Butter

Causing trouble in a smooth manner so that no one notices, as in slicing a butter with a warm knife.

Mary stole all of our bananas! Why did she slice the butter so bad?

by Michael Colsterky November 26, 2009

Spread the Butter

For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.

“I was greasier than all hell so I had to spread the butter with Joe’s ferret.”

by Nob April 28, 2004

bite the butter

While going down on a girl , you get a chunky mouthful of what tastes like salty butter

Gary : ...So last night I went down on Lisa and , oh man , I had to bite the butter.
Matt : Aww hell no , That's nasty !

by Gary Armstrong & Matt O'Doherty January 15, 2007