tale between their legs

Someone who has a dubious story, questionably told to cover likely misbehavior.

Cheatavious and buddies came home Sunday with a tale between their legs involving sick relatives!

by I, Wreckerrr March 19, 2021

The Prince's Tale

A chapter in the Harry Potter books, you'll have to read all the books to understand it though. Possibly one of the saddest stories ever. SPOILER ALERT: about a poor boy called Severus Snape who fell in love with a girl called Lily Evans when they were eleven years old. They went to Hogwarts and Lily was put in Gryffindor with Snape's yet-to-be lifelong rival, James Potter, while Snape was put in Slytherin. Snape still remained friends with Lily but James was jealous because he also loved Lily. James and his friends bullied Snape until one day Lily tried to make him stop. Snape called her a mudblood out of embarrassment and that ended their friendship. Lily eventually was married to James and they had a son who was the famous Harry Potter, the boy who lived, but then she died and Snape had to kind of keep an eye on Harry when he was at school which was bad for him because he seemed so much like James who he hated with all his life, but then he also seemed so much like Lily who he loved for all his life. That's pretty much a shortened version of it. So, it's a very sad story and it's much more romantic than that Bella Swan girl and the sparkly guy (I can tell so many twilight fans gonna dislike this). Oh well!

Example? No, he's got nothing to do with Harry Potter, he's the guy that sings "You changed the way you kissed me"...

What's he got to do with this?
This is about the prince's tale...

by JimBobBillyBob September 21, 2011

America's Got Talent

An American TV show based purely on the hardships contestants have faced throughout there lives and not on talent whatsoever. The Judges of the show not only lack The ability to judge true talent, but are not actually Americans themselves.

This is "America's Got Talent"

Judge: "What are you going to do today?"
Contestant: Whistle "Happy Birthday" (starts whistling)
Judge: "I don't think your cut out for the show"
Contestant: "I have terminal cancer"
Judge: "what an emotional story, it's a yes for me"

by TexasChase July 20, 2010

Talentitted

A female celebrity whose particular talent is the possession of large breasts.

I know man, she's very talentitted

by Megan Phocksz June 13, 2010

Taleeah

Taleeah - THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER MEET
Theyre shy but very welcoming once you know them

Very sensitive
But likes to hide their feelings

Very indecisive

Im glad i met Taleeah
She is just Taleeah and I wouldnt trade her for anything the world

by Betty Monsoon July 15, 2018

angry talents

Like mad skillz, but infinitely more awesome.

Mr. T has angry talents at pitying the fool.

by Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins August 6, 2007

Tattle Tale

A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.

Susie: Teacher! Bobby's out of his seat!
Bobby: Ugh, Susie is such a tattle tale.

by awesomenessembodied May 20, 2013