Tentaspy

A highly attractive Frenchman, usually seen sporting both a suit and balaclava of red or blue color- occassionally black or another color. The lower half is unclothed, and instead is a writhing mass of tentacles. These beautiful creatures enjoy Australians, Bostonians, and the ocassional German for their own pleasures, and sometimes for the other man or mens' pleasure. Usually unable to go without water for extended periods of time. They exist within the Team Fortress 2 universe.

The tentaspy rose out of the sewers of its home to drag the other, panicking man into the water.

by TentaspyAttraction December 7, 2014

Tittastic

Something truly amazing.

Amanda, that blowjob was really tittastic.

by Mark March 22, 2005

textasterbating

texting while masterbating

I was textasterbating my girlfriend while i was on the computer.

by subcrz2 December 4, 2010

textass

Texting while driving is Russian Roulette.

Textass tries to turn the wheel with elbows that can't grip the wheel.

Textass freaks out other drivers. While waiting for green light, textass uses thumbs instead of foot.

Textass plays catch-up with other drivers who rush to get away from them.

Textass speeds by other drivers while smiling at reply text.

Textass uses thumbs to text while driving a car. It's as criminal as SHAKING A BABY to death - YOU CAN DIE and SO CAN WE

by svetlanunobtainable January 2, 2012

Tentasexual

A sexual attraction to tentacles, or overall sexual preference of tentacles. It is very common in Hentai.

'She is tentasexual.'
'I think I am tentasexual.'

by Alpedo November 27, 2012

Testascope

When you use a testicle as a microscope, normally to look at how small your penis is.

Person 1: So that's when i grabbed his testicle and used it to try and find his penis.
Person 2: Oh yeah i've done that, got to love a Testascope

by LittlePrettyQueef September 2, 2015

tentascout

Following the Tentaspy, the fandom of the TF2 universe also made other characters, most commonly the young bostonian, having the same "interests" and lower body. It is told that due to a demoman in battle his legs got blown off, and his Medic "replaced" his legs with tentacles.

The Tentascout wished he had killed his own doctor for experimenting with his lower half.

by MysticSparrow August 19, 2017