Penetration tester

A worker who attempts to exploit a venerability in a corporate network.

Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..

by Bigg Jimmy B May 21, 2009

Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

testastical

an orgasmic feeling when you're eating curly fries

i was having a date and all of the sudden, while eating my curly fries, i had a testastical!

by tYLER & lAURAAAAAA August 27, 2007

Chuck Testa

What ever you think it is, always remember that it’s not what you think it is, it’s Chuck Testa.

Chuck Testa refers to Chuck Testa who is a taxidermist from Ojai Valley, California. To advertise his service of making furry little creatures look alive once more, he has created a highly awesome, yet creepy ad.. If it looks alive, it’s not, it’s Chuck Testa. If there’s a bear in your bed, it’s not a bear, it’s Chuck Testa.

You thought this was another meme, well in ways your right, nope! Chuck Testa.

by calimani77 September 16, 2011

Tessarae

She is so intelligent and outgoing. She can take your heart away. She will never turn on you and once she falls in love she falls in love. Always trust a tessarae. They shall never turn on you or make you feel uncomfortable. Tessarae's have an amazing smile and can make somebodys day with dancing around or just being silly. Tessarae's can make something totaly fun that can be realy boring. When they get hyper, I would suggest that you take a few steps back... ok a little more. But you can never forget a Tessarae.

Person 1: What do you want to do today?

Tessarae: Let's just have some fun and enjoy our selves.

by Cheekah February 21, 2010

Bro-testament

Bro-testament - bro-test-tah-ment
-noun
1. Supreme law between bro's
2. Grants thy bro ultimate obedience when used upon said bro
3. One-time usage until cool down time (1 year) is met
4. Used in a time of urgency and at the bro's own discretion
-Should the bro dishonor the testament is grounds for termination from broship

I'm using my bro-testament on you bro, your going to the club tonight.

by Gerhardus August 11, 2011