a word often used by Doctor Who fans on Tumblr to discribe Matt Smith's hair, who plays the Eleventh Doctor.
The word is often used in haiku poems that pay tribute to Smith's hair.
The word is often used in haiku poems that pay tribute to Smith's hair.
The hair is like an elegant ocean wave carved from teak, and we welcome haiku on the subject, Japanese language optional.
by yourenotalone December 11, 2010
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Closed Door! More like vile door.
The main members are like rats scuttling around a dark shit house ambushing anyone trying to take an innocent shit. Lurking in the putrid urine corroded shadows, they appear as appirations to new members who at first won't believe they're for real. Not long after, these spirits come and physically haunt these poor newbies until they flee, wondering what the f*cks going on, finding sanctuary elsewhere.
The typical Teakdoorist is a scared intellectually incapacitated individual who refuses to accept factual truths. If you are into bullying and heaps of personal abuse this is the place for you. Run by a nasty clique who will ride your ass. Hell, if you fit in with the clientele on this forum you might even want to eat dog turds.
Make no mistake, this is a centre for unintelligent alcoholics, cons and complete fuckwits! They congregate in this digital temple in order to masturbate over their incorrect worldly beliefs in hope that it'll make up for the misfortunate lives that resulted in them getting stuck in Thailand with no chance of living a decent life inside the boundaries of normal society.
A majority of these dipwhits are expelled by their own families and have nothing to look forward to but a slow life in poverty, for the simple truth that not a single person at home wants them to return home. It is nothing more than a publically observable private venue for a select cluster of inadequate anti socials to vent.
The main members are like rats scuttling around a dark shit house ambushing anyone trying to take an innocent shit. Lurking in the putrid urine corroded shadows, they appear as appirations to new members who at first won't believe they're for real. Not long after, these spirits come and physically haunt these poor newbies until they flee, wondering what the f*cks going on, finding sanctuary elsewhere.
The typical Teakdoorist is a scared intellectually incapacitated individual who refuses to accept factual truths. If you are into bullying and heaps of personal abuse this is the place for you. Run by a nasty clique who will ride your ass. Hell, if you fit in with the clientele on this forum you might even want to eat dog turds.
Make no mistake, this is a centre for unintelligent alcoholics, cons and complete fuckwits! They congregate in this digital temple in order to masturbate over their incorrect worldly beliefs in hope that it'll make up for the misfortunate lives that resulted in them getting stuck in Thailand with no chance of living a decent life inside the boundaries of normal society.
A majority of these dipwhits are expelled by their own families and have nothing to look forward to but a slow life in poverty, for the simple truth that not a single person at home wants them to return home. It is nothing more than a publically observable private venue for a select cluster of inadequate anti socials to vent.
Hey I am taking a trip to Bangkok. What is a good forum to use ? Teakdoor ? You fucking kidding me ?
by Powderstunt February 16, 2023
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It means someone who is skillful when doing something specific, it's used as a noun.
It means someone who is skillful when doing something specific, it's used as a noun.
Ese Profesor es muy teso // That teacher is really good (at teaching)
Mariana Pajon es muy tesa // Mariana Pajon is really skillful (Given the context that she is a BMX world champion, you automatically understand we're talking about Mariana Pajon being good at BMX) //
-Hey Sebas, cuanto es 1345 X 3423.
-4.603.935, ni siquiera tuve que pensarlo
-Uy Marica!, used es muy teso
-Hey Sebas, how much is 1345 X 3423.
-4.603.935, I didn't even have to think about it.
-BRO! You are so good at math.
Teso/Tesa
Mariana Pajon es muy tesa // Mariana Pajon is really skillful (Given the context that she is a BMX world champion, you automatically understand we're talking about Mariana Pajon being good at BMX) //
-Hey Sebas, cuanto es 1345 X 3423.
-4.603.935, ni siquiera tuve que pensarlo
-Uy Marica!, used es muy teso
-Hey Sebas, how much is 1345 X 3423.
-4.603.935, I didn't even have to think about it.
-BRO! You are so good at math.
Teso/Tesa
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Get the Tesa mug.Portuguese slang for an erection, a hard-on. In Brazil, it is also used when you find something or someone particularly exciting and pleasant.
Estava com uma tesão que nem me aguentava. - I had such a hard-on I didn't know what to do with myself.
by kakihara June 21, 2006
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