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Tess

A kind, caring person. Always making people laugh and cheering them up. Keeps stuff to themselves so if you know a Tess, always check up on them. Everyone seems to be friends with Tess, they’re just too cool!
Wow they’re so cool, they must be a Tess
by glosisgay February 21, 2019
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Tessa

Kind of girl that comes into your life when you least expect it. When she does though it will change you forever. It's almost as if God put her into your life when you needed her the most. She's everything you once were, everything you could've been, and everything you can become. She's very smart, funny, and sweet. Before a Tessa can get close to you she'll have to know you pretty well. Being around her has a sort of therapeutic effect. If you ever meet one, NEVER leave her....ever.
Hypothetical John Doe: I can't stop thinking about this Tessa girl. I've never met anyone as unforgettable as her.
by Hypothetical John Doe September 29, 2017
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Tess St. John

Nerd 1: Yo have you gotten into Tess St. John’s class?
Nerd 2: Nah man I got waitlisted.
Nerd 3: Y’all got Tess? She’s the goat!
by Flamingofanatic69 March 28, 2022
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Tessa

A Tessa Is a very caring girl who always has everyone's back. She thinks badly about herself but nobody is sure why. She is selfless and helpful. If a loved one needs her help she is the first one to be there, she is very appreciative of everything anybody gives her and cherishes it. She can be very shy/kept to herself at first but once you try to talk to her she loosens up and you'll be able to see her personality she has a great sense of humor but is modest about. Tessa's are great. If you hurt them it will just take an apology and they'll be okay.. they try not to hold grudges even though it can be difficult at times. love that for them.
brother: tessa's mad at me and won't talk to me what do i do??

mom: give her time. she'll forgive you.
by lolbugvarchie May 23, 2019
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TESSITORE

This word means WEAVER in Italian.
This word does not mean parasite it is an occupation.

Like the Tessitore handmade an amazing blanket or basket etc.
by The smartest person intha worl January 25, 2010
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tom toss

The after effect of "docking", where on uncircumcised penis is inserted into the foreskin of another uncircomsized penis. When one member blows their load the receiving members penis flings the ejaculate through the air in a similar way a catapult tosses boulders.

A point based game may occur with practicing Tom Toss. Points may be scored when a third male or female partner is 6 steps away with his or her anus skyward and accurately receives catapulted load in said anus. This game utilizes aspects of the popular corn hole game.
Frank! You tom tossed the shit outta that load directly into Samantha's asshole!!!
by Typhius August 13, 2016
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Tostito toss

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019
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