needle.teedles

the spam account for an ABSOLUTE HOTTIE

nona: do you follow @needle.teedles on instagram?
deborah: nah, i'm not cool enough:(

by spicy sauce December 31, 2019

teedle

a discreet way of indicating the desire to masterbate, often used in public places where people might be offended by the indication of masterbation.

"Man, the other night you called me when I was teedlin'"

Guy:Dude you want to come over after school?
Teedler:Nah man, I really gotta go home and teedle.
Guy:allright, cool man.

Guy:Dude what you up to tonight?
Teedler:I think I'm gunna be home fiddling me teedle stick."

by Dude McDudeson August 27, 2006

teetleslapper

a young girl who never hesitates to bring sexual teetles from their many hiding places

Amy is a professional teetleslapper. We fear her.

by Emily O. November 11, 2008

teedle furter

the hurling of a turtle towards the head of unsuspecting spaniards

Wow that guy was pissed that the turtle got in his way that he teedle furtered

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

teetleak

Out of no where, when liquid starts coming out of a woman's breasts. Usually in public.

Holy shit Jane just had a teetleak!

by plumppimp July 20, 2012

teefless

Having no teeth.

Wow, look at that dude he's teefless.

by Epzp May 22, 2016

Teedle deedle

A small penis

Man #: You look fly ass hell, shawty, let me do you up!
Woman #: Don't nobody want that teedle deedle, get the hell on.

by Smokey Brown June 4, 2018