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Tomorrow’s Teachings

A channel that is not well known on YouTube, however somehow manages to be even funnier than popular channels like Dhar Mann. They make videos that teach life lessons, however they are often funny or offensive and fail to teach any lesson. Some of their videos include Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash, featuring a man who has the power to possess anyone and aliens, Mom takes Autistic Son’s D**k Pic, featuring zombies and a teenager who is forced to pretend he is autistic by his mom, and Karen Hunts Down Mexicans Part 1 and Part 2 which is explained purely by the title. Oh and they sell merch and you can submit videos for $30
At school
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing
by 😩 daddy October 22, 2023
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teaching

1. A term for something being dry or armz. When someone is told off but can only be used in the case where the telling off is *true*.

2. Third party response to an insult

Orig. Polite teachers/parents critisizing work and then claiming that it's simply teaching, causing others present to say "Ohhh dry. I mean, teaching"
"You're way off pitch, where the _____ did you learn to sing?"
"Oh, TEACHING!"
by LauraLouise May 21, 2004
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teaching assistant

a FOB graduate student that cannot afford graduate school, so they help teach an undergraduate college class in exchange for free tuition.

They are often very knowledgeable about the topic that they teach, but are absolutely incompetent when it comes to teaching it due to their inability to speak to speak English fluently.
teaching assistant: ok, I wecmnd you use matrab, na mapre. if use mapre, open de sheet, and you see de sheet, and you type commands. I herp if you need herp.
by OlegTheGreat March 30, 2009
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Substitute teaching

Like babysitting, but for people who are tired of changing diapers.
"I couldn't find a job as a nanny, so instead I'm substitute teaching."

Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today.

Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.
by Zacchaeus September 26, 2012
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ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.
Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.

Engineer, former friend: That's great.
by Former Expat October 14, 2022
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My daughter is student teaching

a bad excuse used to get out of a solicitor phone call; can be expanded to bad excuses for other reasons
origin: "I can't talk right now, my daughter is student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."
by SammyJB December 9, 2008
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teaching granny to suck eggs

English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)
"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)
by rawkaren October 9, 2013
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