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Lucy Tampooning

verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.
The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.

I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.

Roll a blunt its tampooning time
by nickysmalls June 20, 2011
mugGet the Lucy Tampooningmug.

Tampoon

When a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. Buckingham Palace.
Incoming tampoon! I tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.
by RogueRouge October 1, 2009
mugGet the Tampoonmug.

jumbo tampoons

huge ass tampoons used as nukes whille you are camping ind Costco during a zombie invasion. Also you can stick it up your butt for pleasure
"Fuck their coming, throw the jumbo tampoons"
by thiccboota69 January 16, 2020
mugGet the jumbo tampoonsmug.

Tampoon Da Peep

Dat ho is showing the new girl how to catch a trick. Tampoon Da Peep
by BalamsAss August 10, 2004
mugGet the Tampoon Da Peepmug.

tampoon

When a girl is so fat and on her period she needs to pull her vagina lips to the side and have a t-shirt cannon shoot what appears to be multiple rolls of Bounty paper towels taped together.
Girl 1: Did you see how far Becky got?
Girl 2: Yeah! She’s going to need a tampoon for her time of the month.
by Zampthechamp January 4, 2021
mugGet the tampoonmug.

Tampoons

When you have 2 tampons inside of you
Tampoons is When you’re a horny honey
by Pussy juice drinker 69 November 4, 2022
mugGet the Tampoonsmug.

tampoon

when one uses a tampon as a harpoon usually takin place by a thrust of the forearm in a forward action to throw the tampoon diectly at ur targets face
tj:dude ryanne is so annoying at work
drew: you should just tampoon her, that will shut her up
tj: yea i should!
by tj dooley December 22, 2008
mugGet the tampoonmug.

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