taggedjoe

A user on a startup who signs up and doesn't actually do anything. However it's not just for startups, it's for really any group where people become members of something but don't do anything

*Ugggggggggh this onboarding session has so many taggedjoes. Can't they, like, refer a few of their non-taggedjoe friends so we can get rid of this big pile of our startup lanyards?
* This gym sucks right now, but luckily winter's almost over and these new years resolution gymgoers grunting obnoxiously and not wiping the machines give up and become taggedjoes of this gym
* Had the whole golf course to myself even though this country club has 500 members. Though since this is a fancy country club, our taggedjoes are Tagged Joseph The Thirds

by Lola the Micropanda September 13, 2016

Tangled Up in Blueberry Burger

A burger that comes with blueberry compote

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Tangled Up in Blueberry Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Sunday recently tagged

The batch of Facebook photos tagged on Sunday morning of you getting drunk on Saturday night. Ideally contains persons and events you cannot remember. Several may require de-tagging. The mark of a Saturday night well spent.

Yo, who the fuck is this chick I'm with in my Sunday recently tagged?

by LipService October 1, 2009

tangled up

hillbilly slang for sex. often used in country music.

We about to get a little tangled up right about now

by gingeroo147 September 3, 2014

Tagged

Putting face paint on tour hand and then bitch slapping them across the face.

*SLAP*
kid"WTF is this"
Me"you just got tagged"

by Thatfreshmen October 11, 2011

Tangled Web of Lies

When multiple people continuously lie to each other forming s state of such confusion that you forget where you are, what you drank, and who is in the bed next to you. This "web of lies" will not be sorted out until a kid with Pokemon cards tells you the real truth, which burns like Moonshine going down your throat.

"Dude, what is up with this tangled web of lies?"
"I don't know... where's that chubby kid with the Squirtle Pokemon card?"

by ReppinLFM April 2, 2009

Tagged

A Social network full of Old guys pretending to be young bisexual girls who say they like girls more than boys.

On a typical Tagged profile

"Guys Fuck Off, Im Bi and i like girls more, im not looking for a guy on here"

by Mannaaaanunnnininin April 12, 2009