Cunt-a-table is a term used for when a female(or someone with female Genitalia,hence 'Cunt') smashes/hits there reproductive organ against any part of of a table.
by George_94 November 19, 2009
Get the Cunt-a-table mug.The name given to a multi-colored turd, with each color representing a separate meal which has amalgamated into one excretion as a result of either missing the window of opportunity to go, or by suppressing the urge as a matter of convenience.
Because I refuse to crap on airplanes, I knew that by the time I landed in Sydney I was going to have a major Tabby Scat on my hands!
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A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!
by Anonymous December 1, 2004
Get the Tabledance mug.to change a situation so that you now have an advantage over someone who previously had an advantage over you turning tables" means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.
turning tables means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.
She turned the tables on her rival with allegations of corruption.
She turned the tables on her rival with allegations of corruption.
by bagherzadeh June 3, 2020
Get the turning tables mug.(A.K.A iPad baby) A person typically in high school born post-2004, who has the attention of a goldfish. You can just tell as a child they had a tablet glued to their face. Can be used as an insult.
You can't stand still for ten seconds without the urge to look at a screen you fucking tablet baby.
(90% of competitive Fortnite players)
(90% of competitive Fortnite players)
by pharmius February 9, 2021
Get the Tablet Baby mug.Person 1: You’ve been quite busy lately. Does your job pay enough to support your home and pay all the bills?
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.
by Blueberrypie December 31, 2018
Get the I set my table mug.A girl who is down to snort Coke or other drugs off a glass table, usually in excess and can out do most people at the party but holds her own. A glass table girl is sad or lonely, but on the outside you'd never be able to tell. Glass table girls are enchanting to men. Attracted to guys who have an interesting life story similar to their own and are out to make it big.
I can't get a read on this girl, she's kind of intimidating but I can't keep away from her, and she is down to do one drugs. She's my glass table girl.
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