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fecal synchrony

The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.
Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.
by PositiveZero March 7, 2007
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Synchro-speech

To say a word or phrase at the exact same time as another person. Was, in the Dark Ages, identified with a "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
(watching the the Crocodile hunter)

Lea/Ale: Look, crazy guy!
(bewildered stare)
Lea/Ale: Stop it.
(frightened stare)
Lea/Ale: AHHHHH

(later)
Ale: What a fine example of synchro-speech.
by i_can_haz_nipz_pierced?! February 5, 2009
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Synchronized Skating

A team of 12-20 figure skaters who move across the ice as a unit. Synchronized Skating is most popular in the Scandinavian countries and North America. Team Surprise of Sweden holds the record of being the most decorated team in history, holding 5 World Championship titles. Miami University is the most decorated team affiliated with a university, winning the only World Championship medal for the US to date. Miami University is also the current US National Champion.
The Synchronized Skating team of Miami University has won US Nationals 3 times, and are the current National Champions.
by Betsey's Gold May 3, 2009
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synch

Dude, my iPod needs to synch faster!

That track is totally out of synch with the lights.
by veritas007 December 4, 2014
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synchody

An adjective that describes completely random things; it is crazy and weird and out of control in a good way.
That weird guy dancing is so synchody....every move he does is unexpected and just plain crazy!
by Evan Streng September 4, 2006
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Synchronized Pegging

When two women wearing strap on's pile drive a man in the ass.
Mistress Rachel and Mistress Katelyn needed to punish their boytoy so they gave him a round of synchronized pegging.
by PRTastic September 10, 2016
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Synchro-nut

noun
When two or more persons engaging in sexual activities orgasm and/or ejaculate in concert.
verb
The act of orgasming and/or ejaculating in concert with one or more other persons.
noun
That was the best synchro-nut I've ever had.
verb
There's nothing quite like synchro-nutting with one of your best homies.
by MostValuableB November 25, 2018
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