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horn swaggled

stolen; taken; five finger discounted; or otherwise jacked by a malicious being.
Whoever the hell horn swaggled my Kill Bill movies from the taperoom had better pray to God I don't foopaloop them.
by Nate & Christian June 16, 2005
mugGet the horn swaggledmug.

Cock-Swaggle

Cock-Swaggle, pronounced: 'Cok-swag-gal', Is a term usually referring to a homosexual.

Cock-Swaggle can also be used to describe a loud, obnoxious, immature, greedy, or rude person.
your such a cock-swaggle! or, shut up you fuckin' cock-swaggle
by SHAD0WZOMBIE November 17, 2010
mugGet the Cock-Swagglemug.

corn swaggle

to fuck someone in the ass with an ear of corn and then to eat the shit stained object.
after nellie fucked ruth in the ass with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.
by freedav04 June 12, 2005
mugGet the corn swagglemug.

douche swaggled

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.
Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.
by part time chef February 9, 2014
mugGet the douche swaggledmug.

Poon Swaggled

The female version of being "cock blocked," i.e. interfering with a woman's ability to get game
Jennifer told me she was planning to spend the whole morning naked with Derrek, until his roomate showed up unannounced and poon swaggled her.
by Hanabachi-chan October 15, 2010
mugGet the Poon Swaggledmug.

Swaggle Switch

The male reproductive organ, which when in the on position, causes you to be over-confident.
Jessica: Oh he must be a gangster

John: No he's just got his Swaggle switch on. Because, he saw you.
by J-six April 27, 2009
mugGet the Swaggle Switchmug.

Swaggles

Blue safety glasses used in construction class at forbes
damn mike those swaggles are sweet
by Ike Ammos November 24, 2009
mugGet the Swagglesmug.

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