by Trey Skold May 28, 2006
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Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010
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Someone either working independantly or as part of an organization who plans and helps educate people on what to do in the event of a zombie outbreak. A number of organizations, such as ozort, make their strategies available to the public and have online forums and websites that allow people and discuss ideas.
by John Jackson August 24, 2006
Get the zombie survivalist mug.The Darwinian notion that only those traits best suited to perpetuate the species will endure to be passed along indefinitely from generation to generation while those traits most detrimental to the good of the species will be phased out after a few generations.
This preservation of favourable individual differences and variations, and the destruction of those which are injurious, I have called Natural Selection, or the Survival of the Fittest. - Charles Darwin, Origin of Species
by mta3000 October 19, 2010
Get the Survival of the fittest mug.similar to a rat bike, survival bikes are made from 3-4 other motorcycles bodged together with various crap taken from a WWII scrap heap with the intent to appear as if it had been ridden off a Mad Max or zompocalypse movie.
by Bionic-Byronic January 22, 2009
Get the survival bike mug.An small material oval, interlocked with a strong, flint weave; Often used to cover the worn, elbow area of a shirt/jacket.
One can create fire by rubbing two or more survival patches together, causing friction.
One can create fire by rubbing two or more survival patches together, causing friction.
Dean - "It's so damn cold out here, I wish we had some source of warmth."
Isaac - "Hey, grab that shredded weed. I can use my survival patch to make a small fire."
Greg - "This small fabric oval. What does it mean?"
Tom - "It doesn't mean anything sir... It's a survival patch.
Isaac - "Hey, grab that shredded weed. I can use my survival patch to make a small fire."
Greg - "This small fabric oval. What does it mean?"
Tom - "It doesn't mean anything sir... It's a survival patch.
by Ninjafleaslayer February 2, 2010
Get the Survival patch mug.Someone that has no where to go so they do what they can to survive. Whether it’s to sleep with a family member or friend. They will take full advantage of anything as long as they survive. They will adjust to any surcumstance as long as they have food in their mouth and a pillow to rest their head.
“Oh, I don’t like hard core rock music, but you do? Ok, I love it too. Can I live with you? I have no where to go! Whoops, I slipped and fell on your dick! Survival hoe
by Angela Rivera February 22, 2018
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