Pleasantly Surprised

A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.

I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

I am surprised that this is not a word

I typed this hoping for a good definition and was surprised that this was not a word.

bob: I am surprised that this is not a word

billy: which word

bob: what I just said
billy: oh

by i give up on finding a name January 14, 2021

Suppressed

Similar to depressed. Someone that is sad and mad.

Hi I'm Ryan and I'm suppressed today.

by Turtleman5657 July 18, 2017

Sepressed

When you’re depressed and stressed at the same time.

Created by two weird girls: xtaslix and @pineapleblob

“Damn, I have to make an essay due to tomorrow and I haven’t even started yet! I’m so sepressed right now”

by Pineappleblob April 8, 2019

strepressed

Depression induced by stress.

Finishing my thesis year made me totally strepressed

by Keekadeek May 3, 2011

Surprised Pirate

A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.

"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."

by sniperoo September 13, 2011

Surpissed

Being overly pissed, and possibly also surprised at the same time. nuff said.

Guy 1 "my girlfriend broke up with me so suddenly im so surpissed"
Guy 2 "that's tough man. I would be surpissed too"

by You Cant Handle The Coolness July 29, 2016