sump pump

A sump pump is a pump used to remove water that has accumulated in a sump pit.

My old sump pump is too loud!

by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007

Sump Fucker

someone who fucks someone else in a sump with the girls head in the dirt and while you talk to your best friend at the same time

Yo that bitch is a sump fucker

by Mike adorno a.k.a Creep May 23, 2008

new jersey sump pump

See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.

Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?

Mike 2: Sure man!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017

Sump

Sump is a greeting like a hello or hi and even what's up.

Walking into work you come across an acquaintance from a different department

Interaction:
You: Sump
Responder: Sump

by warsmiss August 31, 2018

munson sump pump

a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.

Why is the grass dead by this window?

Ken was pulling a Munson sump pump again!

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

Sumped

Sumped is the past tense of simp

I sumped for Draco Malfor

by Yourmomsfuckbuddy December 22, 2020

sump

Female version of a simp

Sally the Sump: I just bought him a whole ass house and a car and we're not even dating!
Jebby the Pimp: Sis, you're a sump!

by athalon January 24, 2021