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summertime

The period of time that passes from Memorial Day weekend (May) until Labor Day (September). During this time period is when the beach is full of people and generally a great place to be, and the best time to go to the swimming pool, drink alcohol, and BBQ.
During the summertime, I like to get drunk and have casual sex with girls in bikinis.
by TexasNative August 22, 2014
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summergasm

similar to the feeling of sexual climax, however experienced when thinking of the upcoming summer and getting so excited you nearly jizz your pants.
"summer is in two weeks!"

"dude, we are totally going to be drunk and high er'ry day."

"i think i just had a summergasm"
by chelsaphresh May 19, 2009
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like mending roads in summertime

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
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Summertastic

1.) When the school year finally ends and you are feelin' groovy.

2.) The feeling of indolence that inevitably sets upon one in the summer months.
Pat: Dude, I'm feeling quite summertastic.
Erik: Word...
by P t M December 29, 2008
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Summercamp

Summercamp A peaceful night where teens gather round a campfire singing peaceful songs like hallelujah. When it hits 3 am the teens commence a blood ritual where they slit open their hand with a knife and pour blood onto the campfire, this then summons the Devil, who then shags the children until the cum drips out of their nose, the devil will then individually drag each child down to the 7th layer of hell where they will live in touture and hard labor for eternity screaming out for the name of God!
Hey how do you think Jimmy is doing at summercamp
by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020
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sommerkamp

To have an embarrassing or compromising photograph of yourself show up on the internet without your knowledge.

Sommerkamps are generally discovered when someone searches your name on google or myspace.

Sommerkamping is the process of searching for embarrassing or compromising photos of friends or coworkers for entertainment or other purposes.
Hey, Giff, I just love that Indiana Jones costume you wear.
-- Aw man, I must have gotten sommerkamped!

I just came across a sommerkamp from my bachelor party on myspace -- which one of you wise guys is responsible?

If you don't pay me $1 million dollars I'm gonna sommerkamp you all across the net.
by Irwin517 September 15, 2006
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summervagina

A goodlooking chick that can only last as a bootycall/summer fling.
Jacob: You should invite that hot girl Selly to the christmas party

Robert: Nahh bro, she's just my summervagina
by $elly July 15, 2011
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