Stroking the Salami

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003

Troffing

To pig-out; to eat like a pig, to gorge one's self on food.

He troffed on a burger; they were troffing themselves on pie; he was a troffer because he ate like a pig; lets troff on these donuts.

by Hawgatha June 14, 2009

stiffing

To fail to pay someone what you owe them or should have rightfully paid them but didn’t technically owe.

He was stiffing his waitress by not tipping her after ordering a 100dollar meal.

by rsaylors June 3, 2006

neck scruffing

To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.

Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

Stroking

Why were you looking this up you pervert

I was stroking my penis

by Googleisfake May 14, 2019

stroking on the stroke

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.

Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.

by mong returns January 10, 2012

Strolling

(v). a fraternity or sorority, most likely an NPHC organization, forms a line and performs choreographed moves, normally to music.

Word to the wise: You never, ever, EVER interrupt this line...they will kill you.

Girl #1: Girl, what they doing at the Student Union??
Girl #2: Girl, the AKAs & the Alphas strolling!!!

by thebaddestbitch2020 August 23, 2017