scriddle

to scratch someone's back while cuddling them

we were cuddling and back scratching at the same time....the scriddle

by The Scriddler April 4, 2010

Straddle jack

Two men riding on a single motorcycle

“Hey Jeff, I really need a ride!”

“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”

by Ilovevds May 27, 2021

[Sriddle]

When eating the snack food Cheetos then rubbing your fingers together to get the cheese off this friction of rubbing your fingers creates "sriddles"

Kevin- "man you got some ginger cheese on your fingers from those Cheetos."

Dan- "not to worry man I will roll them into Sriddles "

by Luke TMK December 18, 2008

straddledoodler

A poodle like male who enjoys sleeping with men and women, and won't stop parking his doodle in the wrong garage.

That freak Van is such a straddledoodler, if he doesn't stop sleeping with my best friends and their ex girlfriends I'm gonna park his doodle in the wrong garage.

by Isabella Brown September 3, 2009

Straddler

Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.

*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.

by RTKettle August 13, 2018

skriddle

The feeling of anger and dishevelment when your squad is getting flamed

i am feeling skriddled right now

by The fifth reich October 18, 2018

bottom straddle

to sit on a seat backwards with the rail in front of you

also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!

he was bottom straddled on the chair when someone pushed him on the back making him hit the floor.

by tartan whisky December 15, 2019