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Shorted

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.
Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?
by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008
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over before it started

a term used to describe a hook up that has no chance of turning into a relationship
"Jay and I hooked up a week ago, he now wont respond to any of my texts or look at me in class, looks like this was over before it started"

"He was so hot, so I slept with him. I don't feel bad about it. We met at a bar at 2 a.m. It was over before it started."
by wolfpacc December 8, 2009
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I accidentally started a revolution

When you say the answer, but try to be quiet or tell it to someone, and they tell others when you didn't want to. So, they may or may not thank you or think you're an idiot
Me using zoom in online math class today at: closed left, x<6
*From "Me" to "Everyone"*
Me: crap, I was supposed to sent it only to Mr. Chan, and I'm pretty sure I accidentally started a revolution just now
*Breaking news : An ugly and stupid internet lurker troll starts a random revolution in online zoom class at 10AM this morning, on May 24th 2021. His last words were a random definition he put on a useless dictionary website, which were "I accidentally started a revolution"*
by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021
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so anyway i started blasting

The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).
no one:

literally nobody:

the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting

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Discord group chat:

User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021
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I snorted

When you're texting someone and they say "I snorted" it usually means they laughed so hard they snorted
OMG THAT VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY I SNORTED
by Dz3002 August 15, 2016
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It started

Politically correct term for 'shit has started' or 'she started' ...otherwise known as a rant from the wife/girlfriend. Generally a good time to take the dog for a walk or go fishing.
Contact with a mate using the code words "it started ". Example Frank texts or calls Barry using the phrase "it started '"... which alerts his mate to come visit him for a coffee to help break the tension or to facilitate Franks escape from the home ie suggested fishing trip
by Avidnosleeper May 4, 2019
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Stormed

Any Jews walking peacefully along the Temple Mount, taking in the magnificent site, and wishing that religious freedom allowed them to pray
Israeli settlers stormed the Al-Aqsa mosque for the 5th time since opening this morning at 7.30 am this morning and the 17th time since Tuesday at closing time
by Ces191 July 11, 2021
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