Stonemason

A Band from Brisbane, Australia that play music that sounds awesome with cool keyboards and shit so give them a listen.

Person1: Hey dude listen to this band call Stonemason
Person 2: (Puts in headphone and jizzes)

by Key-a-lock May 17, 2010

stonehand

the act of plunging one's fist into another's anal cavity using absolute brute force. Generally, this is performed in a 'punching' manner.

Person 1: Dude, why is Jon walking funny?

Person 2: Jon got stonehanded by that large black man in the club. He loved it!

by johnnyboy4832 June 7, 2011

Storeman

Storeman is the common name in the retail world for the laziest person in the store. Known to appear to be doing something when in fact not actually achieving much or anything at all.

Frequent activities include: Leaning, Playing on computers, riding on pallet jacks, and reading newspapers.

Fred: Hey is that dude your boss? He's doing zilch.
Andrew: Nah, he's the storeman.

James: Do we have anyone running the backdock?
Jim: Not really, unless you include the storeman.
*bell rings for 5 minutes*

Fred: Where is the storeman?
Peter: I'll check.
Peter: He's out the back, but he says he's busy reading newspapers.

by Annoyingtruckdriver March 12, 2014

stonerman

Whilst having kidney stonds, ejaculating and urinating into a womans mouth. First she will taste the cum, then the urine and at last she will get hit by some kidney stones.

"Fluri, where did you get all these bruises in your face from?"

"I got stonermanned."

by zgape February 13, 2020

stone man syndrome

Also know as Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva nasty disease that turns living cells into bone. A very rare disease though the average life expectancy is 56 years old.1 in 2 million people get it.

Stone man syndrome is a rare disease that is always fatal

by Justadude20 March 28, 2022

Stonemason Highfive

The act of fucking obliterating someone's skull with a brick when they make a joke you find less than funny.

I gave that bitch Sammy a stonemason highfive after he said some of the most lame ass jokes I've heard.

by LR05 April 16, 2024

Stonebanger

1. A person who uses or is under the influence of cannabis.

2. A term used to describe a schizophrenic individual experiencing a sporadic or erratic episode, especially when under the influence of cannabis.

"After smoking that potent strain, he was a total stonebanger for the rest of the evening."

"During the incident, he turned into a stonebanger, acting unpredictably and irrationally."

by TonyStone July 21, 2024