Stonius

The merger of the words "stoned" and "genius"; The cognitive process of problem solving that occurs after medicated with marijuana. Creating, using, inventing something that would not have been discovered or used in particular way without the using marijuana. May be as simple as theoretical invention relayed verbally.

I just created the word "stonius" to describe a genius idea/ invention while high on marijuana.

by KTizzle42 April 25, 2013

John Stones

Best defender of all time. GOAT

VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"

by John stones fan February 2, 2021

Stonks

When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks

by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019

Stoney Jones

Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.

When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.

by jdub31979 January 11, 2012

Stoner's Thumb

Any burns substained to your fingers typically being the thumb during the act of smoking cannabis due to the way the light is held. The smoker typically does not care or feel the burn so they continue to burn the cannabis and their thumb.

"Dude I was so high this weekend I got wicked stoner's Thumb"

"Guy1: Bro I think you got stoner's Thumb!
Guy2: Dude Just pass the bong"

by Reno-Sean March 1, 2009

Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.

With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

by Scizor69 February 10, 2022

Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"

by DankStonks June 17, 2019