STOIC SHITEATER

A very particular SHITEATER that once they find the correct SHIT FEEDER they will be consummate in the entire COPROPHAGIA ACT.

Look I am a STOIC SHITEATER and I want WELL-FORMED BOWEL MOVEMENTS that are shaped in ROUND hard some to CHEW HARDER and long nice SMELL REAL STRONG so I FEEL THE SHIT TASTE before I even CONSUME it and no matter what I have to as a MANDATORY SHITEATER EAT THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF YOUR BOWELS OF SHIT over at least a half a DAY fully NAKED and ORGASM TEASED.

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 6, 2021

stoic head

when shawty has a face devoid of any emotion during that gawk gawk 3000 and it js makes it boring as hell

guy 1: bro Jane gave me some lame ass stoic head yesterday
guy 2: fuck man, i hate when that happens!

by whydoyouevenask July 30, 2025

Stoic

Franklyn akabi-during
@d0nfranc0

How’d he get so stoic

by D0nfranco December 22, 2023

Stoic

Looking like a tough indigenous warrior

Holeh cousin, you’re looking real stoic today in that jacket.

by Thelittlehuman February 8, 2022

Stoic

Franklyn Akabi-During
D0nfranco

Wow look at him he’s so stoic

by D0nfranco December 22, 2023

Beta stoic

A regular Beta guy who embraced Stoicism as a way to be more masculine and gain the acceptation of chicks with no succes.

“Hey, today Stoicon is full of Beta Stoics”
Change my mind

by LeJean November 4, 2019

Stoic

A person with an inability to give a fuck.

Jess: We need to break up…

John: Fine.

Jess: ?

Jesse: Aren’t you mad???

John: Nah.

John is a true stoic.

by Can’tThinkOfAName May 16, 2023