Stick Shift Handjob

Its where you get a really hard handy like they are driving a stick shift with your cock. SUCKS!

"Milton did you fuck lauren last night?"
"No but she yanked the shit out of my dick, gave me a stick shift handjob. Man my dick is sore"

by frothyshoes March 12, 2012

driving stick shift

to masterbate

G.chav : A yo where's Ray Jiga?

Arly: He said he is helping his mom...

G.chav : Hmmm so he's driving stick shift

by LasPlagas December 2, 2009

busted stick shift

Common among older men, this refers to a condition in which one's urination stream is halted briefly every few seconds, then quickly returns to normal pressure. This cycle can occur several times during urination, depending on the volume of liquid being released. Contracting a busted stick shift can be caused by several medical conditions, but is most prevalent as a result of enlarged prostate gland complications. The term is derived from the ebb in motion caused when shifting gears using a manual transmission car. The change in acceleration revolving around this phenomenon is often embellished by poor driving and or broken (i.e. busted) stick shift. For the sake of this definition, the "stick" refers to the man's penis.

Mike 1: Dude that director that was pissing next to me had a totally busted stick shift.

Mike 2: O yea? He should consider masturbating more, I hear it clears prostate complications

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 7, 2017

Cincinnati Stick Shift

When a male fits an entire screwdriver into his erect penis, leaving only the handle protruding.

I was horny last night and figured that nothing would hit the spot quite like a good, old fashioned Cincinnati Stick Shift.

by CorylnTheHouse December 1, 2016

Stick Shift Drive

The act of taking a man's penis and jerking it in a circle like a stick shift handle, and than inserting your foot deep into the mans anus to resemble putting your foot on the gas while driving a car.

Last night brad came over and drove me crazy with the gnarliest stick shift drive ever.

by imnaughty123 November 13, 2011

Stick Shift Mood

Your mood takes a jurrastic change from happy to the next minute depressed.

Kinda like alot of teenage women now a day's.

(hence how a stick shift in a car changes every couple of seconds, well this is the same thing, but with your mood)

"Jane is in quite a stick shift mood, one minute depressed and the following she seems to be frolicking with excitement."

"Yeah dude, what a fuckin' weird-o!"

by Sadowha May 21, 2009

Amish Stick-Shift

When someone gives a handjob to a passenger while driving.

"Dude, that bitch gave me an Amish Stick-Shift"
" That shit cray"

by dbags215 October 9, 2012