Steamer

A stolen or hot vehicle.

Get that steamer away from my house before the cops roll through and pin that sh!t on me.

by Mr. lost in America February 06, 2009

Steamer

a hot freshly laid shit that eminates heat trails most pronounced in cold weather

the steamer melted a hole in the snow.

by scart July 11, 2003

Steamer

Taking a huge dump right before entering the shower. The steam magnifies the stench and incapacitates all those who enter afterwards.

I fired off a steamer a few hours ago and when I came back to the bathroom, there were three people lying on the ground unconscious.

by persilly March 03, 2012

Steamer

Chicago slang for a stolen vehicle.

"We hop in steamers and we rollin' , hop in beamers and we Rollin..." -Lil Herb

by King Amari September 07, 2015

Steamer

A Limerick City term for a Gay

You're a fuckin steamer boy

by lim2002 July 17, 2003

Steamer

When a dog lays down a fresh one during the colder months of the year. Helpful visual sign to those who would like to avoid stepping in fresh dog shit.

Otis just left a big steamer on the lawn. See it? Don't step in it. If you do, you aint coming in this house.

by Baked McBride January 01, 2010

The Steamer

Nickname given to LeBron James, small forward for the Miami Heat, paying homage to his two most memorable feats: (1) when he shit on the entire city of Cleveland by announcing on LIVE TV that he was leaving them for Miami, (2) when he choked harder than anyone has ever choked before, during the 2011 NBA Finals.

Chris: "Did you know that the Steamer STILL hasn't asked the mother of his children to marry him?"

Wade: "He says he WANTS to... he just doesn't have a ring yet."

by HoboSpider December 23, 2011