cum stain stan

he who swings using strings of cum from his cock, and cum blasts his enemies, and fucks your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter

cum stain stan fucked me in half with his massive cum blasts last night

by cum.stain.stan April 21, 2022

Stahini

Orgasms that induce maximum pleasure yet require minimum effort. The best kind of orgasm achievable only after one is in sync with the partner.

We're so good together. He gives me Stahinis all the time.

by 2Legit2Try May 24, 2010

dude stain

a stain resulting from expelled jizm; typically presents itself on some sort of fabric our coushion in which its discovery is appalling

DUDE! Check out the massive dude stain he left on her pillow!

by hammermill123 February 23, 2009

stalinist purge

A complete and utter eradication of undesirable contents

I just finished a stalinist purge of my facebook friends and exiled the shitty ones to myspace.

by clusterphobic September 11, 2011

Broseph Stalin

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

fart stain

a stain found in your undies.... like after you have a viscocity fart

i have a fart stain!

by Ciske November 2, 2003

Shit-stained schumacher

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.

teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008