wifi starving

When your wifi is slow or not working, and you're wishing for free fast wifi

Jessie, can I come over? I'm wifi starving!

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

cock starving

women who have suffered from a prolonged period of cock hunger are said to be cock starving. symptoms include itchy vagina, redness, swelling and a burning hunger for a mean dick.

"bro, that bitch was cock starving. she was fiending for the dick!"

by $h4n3! December 31, 2009

starbing

Starving for Starbucks

"We should go out for coffee."
"Yeah, I'm starbing."

by Darkmer October 2, 2014

American Starving

This is most often confused with actual starvation. It's the time when one thinks one is about to die of hunger, when actually, Americans have no idea what starving is because they are, on average, fed three meals a day.

(1) I'm so starving! I could eat a whole elephant!

(2) Oh really? You are so starving? Because you just ate about an hour ago.

(1) Fine! I'm American Starving.

by jlightning1 May 20, 2011

Ringo Starving

When you are very hungry.

Dude, let's get a kebab. I'm Ringo Starving.

by Uncle Berko January 7, 2016

Starving

The word used by people who haven't experienced real hunger or starvation.

"Aw man, I am so starving! I haven't eaten in like 5 hours!"

by MYNAMEISKRISTEN July 11, 2014

starving

The way One feels every time they're at work

"Dude, lets go to Taco Bell"

by HaX^ August 24, 2005