After she turned him down, he swagger-staggered away, shouting "I was only gonna pity-fuck you anyway"
by Mousegirl666 August 25, 2011
Our hotel room was within staggering distance of the beach, so we didn't have to call a cab.
You can all crash at my place, its within staggering distance of the bar.
You can all crash at my place, its within staggering distance of the bar.
by doucher March 04, 2012
Guy 1: Man check out that fool over there with his stagger foot. Guy 2: He needs to go lay down. Oh great, now he just pissed himself.
by jimmybomm July 15, 2021
A sexual act, in which, the male is having sex with the female doggy-style and pretends to cum. When the female turns back to inspect the male shoots his ejaculate into her eye, then kicks her in the shin. The male then proceeds to run as he is chased by the female AKA the staggering pirate.
Dude whats up with your chick's eye?" "Oh she is just recovering from that staggering pirate I gave her last week.
by BongHeadDude July 16, 2011
shit staggering is when you are walking(staggering) when drunk or high aka hammered to the state that u cant walk right
man1:how much u had mate ?
man2:2 crates and a tenner bag of skunk
man1:lol what u doing now then ?
man2:gonna start shit staggering home then have some more tinnys
man2:2 crates and a tenner bag of skunk
man1:lol what u doing now then ?
man2:gonna start shit staggering home then have some more tinnys
by bushby_grimsby July 21, 2009
A 5 cup re-rack in beer pong in which cups are vertically aligned, with 3 on the left and 2 on the right. This rack is also referred to as the "D" or the "Swagger Stagger."
Tyler: Yo Trevor we need one more cup to get the three-two stagger. You need to make this.
Trevor: I got this. (ball goes into cup and beer splashes)
Tyler: Big shot. Give us a 3-2 Stagger when you get a chance
Tyler & Trevor: This game is OVER
Trevor: I got this. (ball goes into cup and beer splashes)
Tyler: Big shot. Give us a 3-2 Stagger when you get a chance
Tyler & Trevor: This game is OVER
by Swagger Staggaaa August 18, 2009
1. n. A book or movie, often part of a school curriculum, that is renowned for its symbolism, examination of underlying themes, and emotional impact on the consumer. Consequently, exposure to the material often sends the consumer into a crying jag, using their vice of choice as a source of comfort and avoiding human contact until their deep depression passes.
2. n. A book or movie that leaves the consumer questioning the meaning of life and finding it devoid of all warmth and happiness.
2. n. A book or movie that leaves the consumer questioning the meaning of life and finding it devoid of all warmth and happiness.
"Have you read 'The Yellow Wallpaper?'"
"Why, yes. I found it to be a heartbreaking work of staggering power."
"...This is going to depress the hell out of me, isn't it?"
"Oh, yeah."
"Why, yes. I found it to be a heartbreaking work of staggering power."
"...This is going to depress the hell out of me, isn't it?"
"Oh, yeah."
by The Library Fairy August 29, 2012