slacktard

A contraction of "slacker/slacking" and "retard". See also fucktard. Someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.

My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.

by saska April 3, 2005

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Smacktard

A name believed to have originated from in game chat sessions within the immensely popular online game Battlefield 1942 (EA 2002). The name is applied to individuals who talk too much "smack" to the point where others might conclude that they are mentally challenged individuals (derogatory "tard").

Player_Newb: you homo, go f*@k your mother.
Player_Newb: you can all suck my di#k!

Vaderhater: Shut the hell up Smacktard!

by Money$hot July 22, 2004

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smacktard

A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.

Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?

by Baron Von Kristophe June 1, 2007

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stacktastic

an emotion or feeling someone can get from knowing that money ain't a thang!

"I think I'm gonna spend my life savings on Doritos today, I'm feeling real stacktastic!"

by Dr. Stacktastic November 16, 2009

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Spockstar

One who lives in his parents basement, and throws Star Trek themed ragers. His Spock impression is unparalleled, and all of the slightly more attractive, yet still grotesque convention babes are all over him. Often seen using an authentic TOS communicator and wearing faux pointed ears.

M: Hey! You want to go over to Kenny's place? He's throwing a 72 hour non stop Voyager marathon party while his parents are vacationing in West Virginia.

K: Yeah!
M: It's a red shirt and badge event, no Vulky's allowed
K: Kenny is such a Spockstar.

by moosir2u July 16, 2010

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