bristol stool chart

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).

I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!

by castanza January 2, 2009

stool pidgeon

A snitch, tattletale, a rat, basically someone who tells all your business, that one person who will tell the cops on you first chance they get.

Kid A: "Yo, you gotta talk to your girl, man, she's a straight up <i>stool pidgeon</i>."
Kid B: "Why you say that?"
Kid A: "She went and told the cops that I was the one responsible for knocking over mailboxes last weekend."

by Tiki January 10, 2005

stoolfie

Sending a selfie while on the potty.

Mary Kyle often sends stoolfies to us when she is pooping at work.

by Stacee2.0 September 12, 2015

Stoolie

Short for "stool pigeon" which means all of the below:

1. Someone that's a informer/decoy for the police or any law enforcement.

2. Someone that's a rat or a snitch in any way.

Never trust a stoolie.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 28, 2005

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

by JSMAX October 6, 2010

stoolie

A snitch or rat.

She told the teacher I cheated on my test, what a stoolie.

by Noah October 16, 2003

stooly

a person who reveals information. also referred to as a snitch, rat or tattle taler

he/she is a total stooly

by bolgeez February 2, 2010