Squode

A square/block-like penis. Much like a chode, but more square and may have sharp or rounded edges. A big squode would be 5cmx5cmx5cm.

You have a squode, I can see the block where your crotch is.

by Dragonfrost57693 July 16, 2010

powerball squidger

Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.

Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.

by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010

squidger

A hybrid of a badger and a squirrel. The squidger posseses the bushy tail, agility and cunning of the squirrel with the stripy black and white coat of the badger.

Did you see that squidger, it just stole one of my Brazil nuts!

by Caroline P July 31, 2005

squidge

a titch over a smidgen, but slightly less than a finger.

Move your line a squidge to the left, there lad. That's it, right there!

by bricklen April 1, 2005

Squonge

The brown ring left behind on a cats anus after defecation

That cat must be proud to show off his squonge with his tail held high

by taxprokitty September 9, 2010

Squidgereedoo

Verb.

Action.

To have a look around.

Pronounced: "squidge-er-ee-doo"

Term originally coined by Carl Barron.

Synonyms: browse, peruse, meander.

*in some form of shop environment*

Sales clerk:"Hello Mr. Shopper Man, would you like assistance?"

Mr. Shopper Man: "nah thanks mate, just having a squidgereedoo".

by MR HAMPTON June 6, 2019

Squodeling

when you grab your 82 year old, saggy, pasty, powdery, old grandpa by the throat, then flip him upside-down and he starts flailing his arms and squawking like a toucan begging for mercy

“yo, i was squodeling mr. dave last night”

by voldemorts fire cheese free August 8, 2020