turd squeezer

An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.

Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

grape squeezers

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.

Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!

by felipe2028 January 22, 2020

EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER

that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.

Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.

by weave August 22, 2003

Squeezer to the dome

1. Miming a masturbatory action followed by a flinging action directed at the face of another person. While miming these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"

2. Literally performing a masturbatory action followed by flinging semen at the face of another person. While performing these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"

1. Getting laid off is a real squeezer to the dome.

2. I gave her a squeezer to the dome and she was mine forever.

3. In the film "The Silence of the Lambs" FBI Agent Clarice Starling got a real squeezer to the dome after she first met Hannibal Lecter.

by Johnny Looselips May 23, 2010

Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

squeeker

(noun) high-pitched fart that almost sounds like it's asking a question. usually caused by stress or an attempt by the farter to stifle the fart. signifies a tight or clenched anus.

Did you hear that squeeker during the meeting? Yeah, sorry, that was me.

by Gippy September 7, 2005

dick squeezer

A dick squeezer is a person who is so much of an asshole that they squeeze dicks for fun.

O.J. Simpson is a dick squeezer.

by inversecoma April 21, 2007