spudgery

The act of eating potatoes.

I am keen on spudgery with gravy.

by Philip Davis February 28, 2004

Spudge

Spudge is a word that is used for any "white" substance. It is also a verb and a noun.

"Dude!, wash your hands after spudging all over them!"

"Hey, you got some spudge around your mouth! Does this mean your gay?

by Alexzandorz November 20, 2009

spudge

verb - to spudge. I spudge, we spudge, they spudge, you spudge, he/she/it spudges. I am a spudger. He is a spudgee.
To flirt with somebody with no intention of following it up with anything. To flirt with no meaning other than humour.
Something only really safe to be done amougnst friends, unless you want your teeth kicked in, or enjoy giving people false impressions.

Ben was convinced that Jeni fancied Alex, after all, hadn't he seen them flirting heavily? NO! They actually hated each other, and were merely endulging in some heavy spudging.

by Shrub October 18, 2004

Smudget

Smudget: A small budget

I don't have a lot of disposable income, I live on a smudget.

by Wyominggirl June 26, 2012

spudge

(n) The pasty stuff that comes out of a blackhead pimple.

Joe enjoyed squeezing the spudge out of his blackheads.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

spugget

a Mexican with bad facial hair who wants to fit in with African Americans by hanging out with hot sauce.

Brian Holmes is a spugget.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

spudgit

When you jack-off in the bathroom at a party or event with lots of people outside and get spoodge all over your hand... then... run out and slap a guy in the face and yell..."SPUDGIT"
hint:(You have to slap him so hard he doesnt realize he has sperm on his face for at least 2 seconds)

This technique works REALLY well if your ex shows up with some new guy... give that guy a spudgit and teach both him and her a lesson.

by 455manxxx September 25, 2007