spruce moose

a line in the simpsons

smithers we will ride the new model plane i built. its callad the spruce moose

by ben johnssonn May 20, 2005

spruce creek fly in

A gathering hole for the rich and crazy. Where everyone can afford an airplane but nobody will pay to maintain it. Standard protocol is to buy a Porsche and a matching embroidered hat and make it your life goal to make everybody else pronounce it "porsh-a'. Locally famous characters include a deranged man on a tricycle riding down the runway and a man known for hiding in the bushes and masturbating with a parrot on his shoulder. Rest assured, his net worth is greater than you could make with a time machine and last weeks lottery numbers. Spruce creek is known for lawn workers finding their way into spinning propellers and novice pilots turning rare and expensive aircraft into flaming projectiles. There is always a plethora of past their prime trophy wives walking down the taxi ways headed towards the community bar and restaurant to brag about their 17 year old granddaughters new helicopter. The rest of the community consist of retired airline pilots eager to demonstrate their lack of knowledge involving general aviation.

local pilot lands in ocean after leaving spruce creek fly in

by space captain November 23, 2018

Spruce Pine

Term used to describe small hick towns in the corner of North Carolina. These towns prey on peoples' dreams and trap these very people within their borders. A Spruce Pine is known primarily for having a high abundance of christmas trees, tobacco and the sub-species; redneck.

"Did you hear about Lydia?"
"No, what happened?"
"She got trapped in a Spruce Pine."

by JeremyWise February 4, 2009

Spruce Goose

An intense sexual postion, involving vertical insertion.

Yo did Johnny really spruce goose nick's mom?

by I Dont Know February 12, 2005

Spruce Creek High School

A place where the smartest and brightest go. Hundreds flock to the creek in order to go to the IB program. The reason the "creek geeks" aren't seen outside of Port Orange for social events is because they are to busy "studying", but in reality its because they are fucking mothers of Seabreeze students. Any comments made by a Seabreeze student regarding the students of Spruce Creek are on every drug possible and don't even know where they are.

Seabreeze student: Mom, where are you going?
Mother: I'm going to Spruce Creek High School
Seabreeze student: Why?
Mother: To bang a creek student, why the fuck else would I go?

by fucking me > fucking you March 18, 2010

Spruce Creek High School

Also known as the spruce "geeks", not only are these losers located on the outskirts of town (Port Orange) , but on the outside of the social ladder as well. These hawks are famous for their IB program where they endure having no life for four years straight just so they can get into the same schools as everybody else. They're schedules consist of srictly studying and attending sporting events. No one has ever spotted one lurking anywhere beyond those places so consider yourself lucky if you catch the rare species actually doing something fun.

Cool Kid: "Hey, are you going to that party tonight?"
Spruce Creek High School Student: " No. I have study."
Cool Kid: "Dude, we graduated...yesterday."

by racecarbackwards February 4, 2010

spruce the deuce

to shave your ball sack

Later dude, I have a hot date tonight, gotta spruce the deuce

by gduhble June 28, 2005