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Skip the sprinkles

A phrase used to describe clean shaven pubic hair.

Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.
Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.

Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?

Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.

"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."
Skip the sprinkles by Eunuchorn November 1, 2012

Killer Poop Sprinkler 

Killer poop sprinkler*

*Hippopotamus
Hippos like to fart out smelly explosive fart diarrhea while swinging their tails to increase distance & power.
They are very dangerous and can kill humans & crocodiles though they're vegetarians.
*giving them the title of the killer poop sprinkler of the savannah.*

If you think this is intresting, please like this post.
For more, search youtube "hippo explosive fart diarrhea".
When I went to the singapore zoo, the "killer poop sprinkler"hippo farted. It was so smelly!!
(True story)

Spronkles 

A high societal group of intellectual human beings who have mastered the art of creating master piece videos and putting them on the popular platform, "YouTube." This group is highly respected for many feats such as purchasing over 100 McDonalds chicken McNuggets in one trip, launching several songs on Soundcloud, and parading through town in unicorn onesies.
Mmmm, those Spronkles are amazing! I love their high quality forms of entertainment!
Spronkles by TheSpronkles June 12, 2021

delaware sprinkler 

The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and then expectorating it onto his partners facial region.
My gf can't get enough delaware sprinklers

willy sprinkle 

Refers to a male releasing his urine (through the penis)

fixing a sprinkler system 

Person 1: You being handy?
Person 2: We're fixing a sprinkler system.