spronkicok

(noun) A person who has a funny shaped cock

A person who looks like they have a funny shaped cock because they stand in an awkward position

An extremospronki is used for someone who has an extremely funny shaped cock

'You know that boy I got with last night? SPRONKICOK!'
'Extremospronki?'
'No, not that bad.'

'He's a Spronkicok'
'How can you tell?'
'Look at how he's standing!'