A deadly virus that causes spikes and claws to sprout from the legs. Scroungler is caused by a massive amount of cringe and stupidity. If you encounter someone with the Scroungler Virus, Keep a safe 2 meters away. If you know someone who has been closer than 2 meters away, stay away from them for 1 hour or more and wait for the virus.
"I heard Aliyah had the Scroungler Virus"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"
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A verb used to describe the warping of an object (and potentially the space-time continuum with it) into a completely different shape, usually when something amazing or rare happens. It has also been described as warping one's consciousness into a parallel universe for a short period of time. Often results in scrombling of the mind, which in turn causes mind chaos, dizziness, and thoughts leaking out into the physical world. Most popular as the subject of a surreal meme in which the one and only Meme Man sprongles.
The best way to sprongle into the highest level of the universe is to partake in a delicious h salad meal with friends.
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"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"
"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"
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Get the sploinger mug.Gilligan spongled his story, the messing twunt. Makes a change from spongling his dongle in the Daily Telegraph office after hours.
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