swordfish dildo

The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.

"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."

by Imudz October 6, 2016

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Swordfishing

The act of deceiving someone online into wanting to have a duel. But when they show up, all they find is a fat chick with a laptop.

My sister keeps swordfishing dudes online. Every time the doorbell rings I find some Spaniard in a leotard holding a saber yelling "en garde!"

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. January 11, 2020

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A vanilla swordfish is a person with many passionate but minor kinks, such as daddy/mommy kinks, gentle hair pulling and choking, and name calling. They typically come off as basic or unassuming at first.

Brittany is such a Vanilla Swordfish! Her boyfriend had bruises all over her neck!

by janetbarley2974 May 21, 2020

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Swordfish

Swordfish: Is a term used in high stakes gambling it means a million dollars$.

A saudi prince or some other rich fucker says put me down for a swordfish.

by dirty asshole March 15, 2009

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SPOOFish

A strong tendency to douchebaggery.

Trolling internet forums is SPOOFish.

by Pyrodeus January 11, 2009

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swordfished

The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish.

Friend: "How is that swordfish John?"
John: "Hot"
Friend: "Can I Sexually have sex with it after you?"
John: "Sure"
Friend: "Hot"
John: "Alrighty"
Friend: "Thanks John"
John: "No Problem Friend, I love to share my HOT SEXY MOIST SWORDFISH"
Friend: "What does swordfishes mean again?"
John: "The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish."
Friend: "Figured."

I love getting swordfished

by MoistMan123456HotFish May 2, 2018

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