Swordfished 

When you're catfished by a transgender woman.

I thought it was a girl I met online, but I got swordfished.

Man I bought dinner and took her back to my place. She had a dick bro. I got swordfished.

Swordfished by B4IFURU18 July 6, 2018

swordfished 

The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish.

Friend: "How is that swordfish John?"
John: "Hot"
Friend: "Can I Sexually have sex with it after you?"
John: "Sure"
Friend: "Hot"
John: "Alrighty"
Friend: "Thanks John"
John: "No Problem Friend, I love to share my HOT SEXY MOIST SWORDFISH"
Friend: "What does swordfishes mean again?"
John: "The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish."
Friend: "Figured."

I love getting swordfished

swordfished by MoistMan123456HotFish May 2, 2018

Swordfished 

When you’re talking to a girl online, but then she sends you a nude picture, and has a large cock; hence being swordfished.

I got swordfished last night, went over to this girl’s house off tinder and she ended up having a huge dick.

Swordfished by AdamWest002 February 21, 2019

swordfish

A type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at Georgetown School of Medicine

"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.

swordfish by GtownMed2015 December 9, 2012

chocolate swordfish 

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

chocolate swordfish by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

swordfish

To recieve oral from someone while sat at a desk.
Coined as a reference to the movie Swordfish, where a hacker is given a blowjob while attempting to hack into a government computer, sat at a computer desk.

"I got my girlfriend to give me a Swordfish."
"Woah, you are my god!"
"That's right."

swordfish by Chris Done July 5, 2006

Swordfishing 

To run up on somebody from behind and penetrate their anus with your thumb.

Swordfishing- In dirty grandpa when papa shoves his thumb in grandsons ass during surprise attack.

Swordfishing by Taytaybeanbag April 8, 2017