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The Sportscenter

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Having sex in doggy-style position while watching Sportcenter late at night making sure to climax exactly when "Da da da—Da da da" is played and yelling "Da da da—Da da da" while thrusting to the rythms of the forementioned "Da da da—Da da da" before rolling over and fading into sleep during the Highlight of the Night.
'' Yo guys, I was at this engineering competition in an hotel and I totally did The Sportscenter to this girl while my roomate was passed out in the other bed"
by FacepalmMTL April 3, 2010
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Sports Racer

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A member of the League of Awesomeness. Sports Racers watch Zefrank on The Show and have power moves.
-Did you catch Rocketboom today?
-Hell no, I'm a Sports Racer.
by Justin Paul Villegas May 14, 2006
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Sports Hot

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The hotness factor of a female is enhanced because she plays professional or collegiate sports
Danica Patrick is sports hot but if she worked at Home Depot she would be alright.
by T-Silb March 14, 2013
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sporkeh

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AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.
See www.pwned.nl for an example.
by progamer124 April 13, 2005
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Sportsman's Willy

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The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.
Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
by Beztheowl July 29, 2009
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Sports Nipple

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the condition of raw irritation, soreness, chafing, or bleeding from one or both nipples caused by sports related activities.
1. Oscar had a severe case of sports nipple after surfing.

2. Harriet recieved a sports nipple infection from running without a sports bra.
by Grant K. May 6, 2010
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Sporkfoot

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Weird anatomical abnormality where it appears that a person only has three or four toes.
Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Greene’s sporkfoot? She looks like Barney Rubble.
by Judgosaur September 30, 2022
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